August 5, 2013
Driving in the car on our way somewhere that morning, this is the conversation that takes place:
Driving in the car on our way somewhere that morning, this is the conversation that takes place:
P- "Mama, my stomach hurt. My stomach hurt Mama."
M-"Your stomach hurts? Whats wrong with your stomach?"
P-"I need icee. Icee make it feel better."
August 8, 2013
Publix grocery store, P goes to get a balloon but no one is there.
Publix grocery store, P goes to get a balloon but no one is there.
P- (cupping his hand around his mouth, shouting) "Excuse me. I need help. Help. Excuse me."
August 8, 2013
Starbucks drive-thru window P hears the lady say something along the lines of "oh no"
Starbucks drive-thru window P hears the lady say something along the lines of "oh no"
P-(trying to lean as far forward in his seat as much as possible) "What happened, Lady?"
August 10, 2013
Phoenix wanting gum.
M- "No gum. (he continues to get gum) I'm counting to 3."
P- "No. I no like Mama. Go. Go away."
August 16, 2013
I sigh as I am attempting to sit on the floor.
P-"What happened?"
M-"I'm just tired Mama. Just tired."
P-"Tired. Okay. I watch t.v. Feel better."
August 10, 2013
Phoenix wanting gum.
M- "No gum. (he continues to get gum) I'm counting to 3."
P- "No. I no like Mama. Go. Go away."
August 16, 2013
I sigh as I am attempting to sit on the floor.
P-"What happened?"
M-"I'm just tired Mama. Just tired."
P-"Tired. Okay. I watch t.v. Feel better."
August 27, 2013
I roll my window down to wave to a car for letting me over.
P-"You see your buddy?"
August 31, 2013
Upon arriving at the park.
P-"Park, park. I soooo exciged (excited) Mama!"
August 31, 2013
Phoenix comes downstairs from nap. Notices CDs laying on the stairs.
P-"What's this?" (as he picks them up)
(they fall)
P-"Oh no. Awe, man. I'm making a mess."
September 10, 2013
Phoenix asks me a question that I totally don't understand. I ignore him, hoping he'll forget about it.
P- (after standing, looking up at me and waiting for a few seconds) "Mama, I can't hear you."
September 12, 2013
Walking in parking lot at hospital (conversation with Dada)
P-(speaking to all the cars in the parking lot) "Whoa (while holding his arm out), Whoa. You gonna run us over."
September 14, 2013
Getting his chalk out of his chalk drawer
P- "Oh, I got an idea."
September 14,2013
Dada stepped outside to load car seat in car. He didn't tell P where he was going.
Upon Jason returning....
P- "Dada, Dada, where are you? I scared. I look all over for you."
ALL MY NOTES ON MY PHONE (WHERE I STORE SAYINGS UNTIL I GET TO COMPUTER) GOT DELETED. THEREFORE, I'M MISSING A WHOLE BUNCH (WHICH MAKES ME VERY SAD).
October 11, 2013
Hanging outside on back deck, Phoenix strips down and pees off the back deck
M-"I'm soo proud of you for being a big boy."
P-"Uh-huh. I'm soo proud of you too mommy."
Alas, my phone has failed me many times again :(
JANUARY 7, 2014
P-(bringing his vitamins into the den where Jason and I are) "I need my vitamins. I need them."
M-"What do you mean, you NEED them???"
P-"My leg hurts. I need them."
Complying with his reasoning, I give him a vitamin.
P-"I need another vitamin."
M-"Another???"
P-"Yeah, my other leg hurts."
JANUARY 23, 2014
Playing play dough.
P- "Awe man, check it out!"
JANUARY 24, 2014
After getting up numerous times throughout the previous night.
D- "Phoenix, why you no sleep at night?"
P- "I need you, Daddy."
D- "You need me?" "Why you need me?"
P- "Uh, cause I love you."
JANUARY 28, 2014
Upon returning home from getting Chic-fil-a for breakfast.
P-"You got me a surprise Mama?"
M-"Of course!"
P-"Why?"
M-"Cause I love you."
P-"Why you always love me?"
FEBRUARY 1, 2014
M-"I'm hungry."
P-"Wanna bite of my teezo?"
FEBRUARY 2, 2014
Driving in the car. Luna screaming as usual. Phoenix is talking to her.
P-"You want some boobies? You need medicine? You don't like it? I know, but you have to take it."
FEBRUARY 4, 2014
I ran outside to start the car. I came back in.
P-"Mom??? (he's in the den. i came in thru the kitchen door.)
M-"Yeah, dude."
P-(he comes running into the kitchen) "Mom! You come back! I was looking for you all day (as he hugs my leg)!"
FEBRUARY 10, 2014
I walk into our room finding P picking up change off the floor.
P-"Mom, I picking up these monies."
D-"Thank you."
P-"Yeah, your welcome, man!"
FEBRUARY 11, 2014
D-"I'll be right back, P. I'm going to the store to get me a coffee (what P calls his Monster).
P-"Oh. Okay. Don't forget to get some dip."
FEBRUARY 11, 2014
Watching Zookeeper. Wedding Scene.
P-"Where they going?"
M-"They're at a wedding."
P-"Whatcha mean wedding?"
M-"When 2 people love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together and start a family together they get married. I married Dada so I can spend the rest of my life with him and so we could have you and Sissy. Who are you going to marry?"
P-"The Queen!"
FEBRUARY 11, 2014
I ran to get something out of the car. I return.
P-"DADA (comes running to the door)!!!!
P-"Oh, just Mama. Not Dada (as he turns and walks away).
FEBRUARY 18, 2014
Cleaning our ears this morning. Phoenix throws his Q-tip in the trash.
P-"There. The potatoes are all gone now."
M-"Good. We don't like potatoes."
P-"Nope, we don't. We like french fries!"
FEBRUARY 21, 2014
Mrs. Kacy (Kacy Bowlin) asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up.
P-"A gorilla."
FEBRUARY 24, 2014
Phoenix comes down from naps. Sits in my lap.
M-"I don't know where you came from, but I sure am Blessed and Thankful."
P-"Mama, I came from my room."
FEBRUARY 28, 2014
Just finished buckling Phoenix after being at the McWane Center.
P-"Whew. I'm about to have a heat stroke!"
FEBRUARY 28, 2014
P woke up from nap. We are in the den.
M-"Can I have a hug?"
P-"No."
M-(looking sad) "Why not?"
P-"I already gave you one."
M-"You did?"
P-"Yeah, last night."
MARCH 5, 2014
It's 5:30 am. P found his dip sucker from yesterday. He takes a lick.
P-"Ewe. Yuck. It tastes like ankles!"
MARCH 5, 2014
Old McDonald is on in the car. Dog starts barking.
P-"Hear that?" "Its Dixie." "Dixie is the BEST big brother ever." "Listen. Its Dixie, my dog."
MARCH 7, 2014
Luna, Phoenix and I are playing in his room. He gets his measuring tape and wraps it around me.
P-"You're fat!"
MARCH 11, 2014
I'm in the dining room, Jason is laying on couch. P is wondering around.
P-"Mama, Mama."
M-"Yes, P."
P-"I need Dada's butt."
MARCH 16, 2014
Phoenix and Jason were in the kitchen.
D-"Son of a gun."
P-"Why you always say son of a gun?"
MARCH 18, 2014
Playing at the park.
P-"Here. I want to do the monkey jars."
MARCH 18, 2014
M-"Why are you the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life?"
P-"Cause I love you."
MARCH 18, 2014
Sissy is sitting on the couch. Phoenix walks over to her.
P-"Oh. Hey buddy!"
MARCH 19, 2014
In the den, Phoenix is already dressed. I'm trying to convince him to change his pants.
M-"P, we have to change your pants."
P-"No we don't."
M-"Yes we do."
P-"Why?"
M-"Cause they're too short."
P-"No they're not (in a louder than acceptable voice)."
M-(I give him the "look")
P-"Don't even start."
MARCH 23, 2014
I gave Phoenix a boose (kiss).
P-"Don't ever boose me again!"
MARCH 24, 2014
P coming down the stairs from nap. I'm sitting on the bottom waiting for him.
P-"Ah! Guess what I found?"
M-"What did you find?"
P-"I found you!"
MARCH 24, 2014
Its 7:45 at night. We've already had dinner. Sissy is sleeping. Jason, Phoenix and I are in the den watching t.v.
P-"Mama, I want Chinese buk buk."
M-"You what?"
P-"I want Chinese buk buk."
(Jason goes to kitchen to marinade the grilled chicken we had for dinner)
D-"Here, try this."
P-(takes a bite)"No. I want different Chinese buk buk."
D-"Well, we don't have any right now. This is all we have."
P-(turns back to me)"Go buy me some Mama."
(Needless to say, I went and got Chinese buk buk!!!!)
MARCH 26, 2014
Phoenix and Luna are in the bath. Phoenix looks down.
P-"I think I'm peeing!"
MARCH 27, 2014
Phoenix walks downstairs from nap.
P-"We go outside?"
M-"Who?"
P-"Me. You. Us."
MARCH 30, 2014
Jason was sweating.
P-"Can I feel?"
D-"Yeah."
P-"Look, you got rain!"
APRIL 2, 2014
M-"P, what do you want for breakfast?"
P-"I want eggs, pancakes and waffles."
M-"What????"
P-"I do. I do! I want both of them!"
APRIL 3, 2014
P- (after coming downstairs in the morning. First thing he says to me) "Mom, is it Christmas morning?"
M-"No."
P-"Is it Easter bunny morning."
APRIL 3, 2014
Me, Phoenix and Luna were sitting together on the couch. Luna was crying.
P-"Sissy makes me a pain in the ass."
APRIL 3, 2014
P-"Oh look. A sunny day. Thats why its coronation." (In reference to Frozen)
APRIL 4, 2014
P-"I want to be a farm hand."
M-"A farm hand?"
P-"Yes."
M-"Hmmm...Okay....What's a farm hand do?"
P-"They milk cows."
APRIL 5, 2014
Talking about a birthday party....and cake!
P-"When I was a baby I used to eat cake."
APRIL 7, 2014
Phoenix asked me to take him to the Muffin Mans house (aka Magic Muffin). On the way I asked,
M-"Phoenix, what kind of muffin do you want?"
P-"Um....I want a cookie muffin."
M-"A cookie muffin?"
P-"Yes, a cookie muffin. Oh-and I want a cookie too. Yes, I want a cookie too."
APRIL 8, 2014
P-"Mom. Mom. Can we go see the girls?"
M-"What girls? (knowing he is talking about his cousins)
P-"The childrens."
APRIL 23, 2014
Phoenix and I just hanging out.
P-"I love YaYa. She's my friend. Her name is Julia. Yeah, I love Julia."
APRIL 24, 2014
Driving in the car. It was morning time.
P-"I think my eyes are tired."
M-"Oh yeah?"
P-"Yeah. They need a nap."
APRIL 24, 2014
Playing outside. He's looking for his ball.
P-"Its over there. By my basketball neck."
APRIL 30, 2014
Digging for worms (while fishing) with Mr. Alex. They just spotted one!
M-"Way to go P! I'm soo proud of you!"
P-"Thanks! I'm a great founder."
MAY 2, 2014
I was talking to JenJen on the phone.
P-"I want to talk to JenJen."
(after talking to her for a few minutes, she asks P to speak to me.) He turns to me to hand me the phone.
P-"Here ya go dude."
MAY 6, 2014
Talking about Jason's birthday.
P-"We going to have a party."
M-"Oh yeah? With who?"
P-"Me, Dada and Uncle Danny."
M-"Fun! What are y'all going to do?"
P-"Drink beer."
MAY 7, 2014
Sissy is laying on the floor playing. She starts talking. Phoenix goes and kneels down in front of her.
P-"What you say? What you say little girl? Huh, what you say?"
MAY 7, 2014
M-"Go get Sissy's toy and give it to her."
(He goes and gets them)
M-"Thank you. Now give them to her."
P-"No I not. I give them to someone else's kid."
MAY 8, 2014
Phoenix showed me something on his hand. I grabbed a wet wipe and cleaned it.
P-"Thank you for wiping that crap off."
MAY 8, 2014
We just arrived at the beach.
P-"Mama. I just really, really, really want to put my toes in the sand."
MAY 11, 2014
P-"Sissy. Look at Mama. Come on, turn and look at her. You're gonna make her frustrated."
MAY 12, 2014
Phoenix was wearing a glove on one hand.
P-"Mama, Mama, my yankee. It's not in." (talking about his pinky!)
MAY 13, 2014
Phoenix got a toy that he picked out from Toys R Us.
P-"Open this Mama."
M-"I can't. I need scissors."
P-"Awe, come on Mama. Open it. Com on. I said come on Mama, open it."
MAY 14, 2014
I was feeding Phoenix lunch.
P-"Better watch out. I'm gonna get you with my sword."
M-"Oh no you're not!"
P-"Yes I am. And I'm going to beat your ass up."
MAY 16, 2014
P-"Mama. I was in my room and I saw a bird."
M-"You did? Where?"
P-"He was outside."
M-"Soo glad he wasn't in your room."
P-"He was on the roof. He didn't wave to me."
M-"He didn't?"
P-"Nope."
M-"Maybe he didn't see you."
P-"He did. He saw me."
M-"Wonder why he didn't wave then."
P-"Because he doesn't have hands!" (silly Mommy :))
MAY 16, 2014
Upstairs playing in Phoenix's bedroom
P-"I'm going to check your temperature. I'm a doctor."(gets his doctor kit out of his closet)
M-"What's your name, doctor?"
P-"Dr. Fettig." (he gets his stethoscope. Puts it to my heart.)
P-"I'm going to listen to your heart. Hmmm.....hmmm...(as he's listening)"
M-"How's it sound?"
P-"Good. Open your mouth, I'm going to take your temperature."
M-(after he's done)"What is it?"
P-"Its 7 o'clock."
MAY 17, 2014
M-"Mama, we're going to get a dog and name her Daisy."
P-"No. I don't like Daisy. I only like Dixie."
MAY 21, 2014
Phoenix's alarm on his watch goes off.
P-"My alarm!"
M-"What time is it?"
P-"It's 7:00." (really its 4:00)
M-"Really? What does that mean?"
P-"It means its time to drink!"
MAY 23, 2014
We run to the P.O.Box. I come back empty handed.
P-"No money?"
M-"Nope. No money today."
P-"Awe man. Guess I can't have my birthday party."
M-"Why not?"
P-"Cause we didn't get any birthday cards."
MAY 25, 2014
Jason was home for the day. Phoenix spent the day outside with him, working around the house.
P-"Dada, its soo much fun when you're home!"
MAY 28, 2014
Pretending Phoenix is a firefighter and I'm a police woman.
P-"Hey police woman. What are you doing today?"
M-"Hmm....not sure. What about you? What would you like to do today?"
P-"Nothing. I'm just going to hang out with my Mommy."
MAY 28, 2014
Phoenix took his toy away from Sissy. I got her a toy that was "hers." He whined because he wanted to play with it. I told him since he doesn't share with her, she didn't have to share with him.
P-"No. I want some nachos!"
MAY 29, 2014
Phoenix and I on my bed. Phoenix sees yogurt melts on the dresser.
P-"I want those Mama." (pointing to the dresser)
M-"Want what, Mama?"
P-"Those over there. The snacks."
M-"Oh. Sure. I'll get them for you." (hand him the bag)
P-"Oh thanks Mom. I appreciate it."
MAY 31, 2014
A dog came on t.v.
P-"I want a dog. Dixie is her name."
M-"How about we pick out a new name for our new dog?"
P-"Why? I only like Dixie."
M-"Yes baby, me too but Dixie lives with Jesus now."
P-"Why?"
M-"Cause Dixie got sick so Jesus took her to live with him so she wouldn't be sick anymore."
P-"So, Dixie isn't sick anymore?"
M-"Nope. Jesus made her ALL better!"
P-"Oh good! Now she can come home!" :(
JUNE 2, 2014
Phoenix took a toy away from Sissy (yet again)
M-"Give that back to her now."
P-"NO!"
M-"Uno, dos..."
P-"Are you gonna put me in time out?"
M-"Yes."
P-"Okay, put me in time out (as he shrugs his shoulders)"
JUNE 13, 2014
P-"Mama, you got to teach me how to jungle (juggle)."
JUNE 19, 2014
P-"Mom. Mom. I need a favor."
M-"Sure. What is it?"
P-"Can you bang on the floor with your hand, like this?"
JUNE 24, 2014
P-"Dad, I'm tired."
D-"You are?"
P-"Yeah. I run all day long. I play all day long. I scream all day long."
JUNE 24, 2014
A few minutes after above was stated. Heading upstairs to go to bed.
P-"Yeah, come on. Let's blow this joint."
JUNE 25, 2014
Cowboy Phoenix received a birthday card in the mail (thanks Neena!).
P-"All this money for me???!!!!"
M-"Yeah!"
P-"Why?"
M-"Cause its your birthday!"
P-"I know its my birthday!"
JUNE 26, 2014
Sissy on the floor playing with all her toys. She dumped the entire basket out. P goes over to her.
P-"Sissy, you make a big mess." (pauses for response) "Mama cleaned this whole house and you just made a big mess."
JUNE 28, 2014
P-"This is going to be the BEST birthday party EVER!"
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